Well, I’m back from Germany and everything went quite well, except for one little incident with a spontaneous bloody nose brought on by the descent in to the Atlanta airport. Thankfully there’s a bathroom before you actually have to go through customs in Atlanta (there was not in Stuttgart), because I’m pretty sure the border patrol folks would have been less than impressed at my attempts to clean myself up with my leftover bottled water and that weird mesh they cover the complimentary pillow with. Good times.
It was a fun trip overall, and my lack of German didn’t end up making a difference. The town we were in was a college town, so nearly everyone spoke English as a second language. It was a little interesting though, as it was clear very few people we talked to were used to conversing with native English speakers (we saw quite a few people conversing in English where it was clear they were both ESL with different primary languages), which led to some fascinatingly idiosyncratic translation issues. For example, one of the people we spent the most time with clearly only knew the pronoun “he” and applied it to everything. The sign above the coat rack in our hotel informed us “We are not responsible for your wardrobe”, which didn’t quite come off as I believe they intended it. Not judging of course, since it’s all better than my forays in to other languages, but I actually love seeing where the unusual phrasing comes up.
Anyway, while thinking about various translation issues, I started thinking a little bit about units of measure. There were a few times over the course of the week where distances or volumes came up, and I was interested to see that I have minimal problems translating kilometers to miles/pounds to kilograms/liters to quarts or vice versa. Part of this is just general quick mental math, but I did realize that I’m actually pretty comfortable in thinking in either the metric system or the US/imperial system. My engineering degree and lab work both used a lot of metric system units, and being a runner keeps you familiar with 5k and 10k distances, which make all the distance translations pretty straightforward.
The only unit I have real trouble with is temperature. I simply cannot think in Celsius. Every time I see a temperature in Celsius I have to spend quite a bit of time calculating before I get to the right ballpark. I’m not sure why this is, though I suspect it’s something about the simultaneous change in the magnitude of a degree and the reference numbers. Somehow trying to doing both at once throws me off.
I’m curious how many people are actually comfortable in both sets of units. I’m guessing there’s a strong influence of profession here.
On a related note, here’s the history of the US relationship to the metric system as told by NIST.
On an unrelated note, here’s a map of Europe and what each region calls Germany:
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Apparently this is directly correlated with which occupants of Germany invaded which country first, though I can’t confirm that.
