Every time I hear someone say they’re random, I think of 14 year old girls Myspace pages, and I remember why Facebook won.
I also think of computer programming classes, and how I always get way too interested in how different programming languages come up with their random numbers. Some use a digit somewhere in the computers time stamp. This website uses atmospheric noise. Now that’s random.
Want to see how good you are at being random?
Try these tests.
graph paper diaries 
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
http://youtu.be/NbInZ5oJ0bc
Stoppard is signalling right off the bat, that R & G have entered a place in the universe where the rules no longer apply. They are going to their death, and there's nothing they can do to get off.
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